wel see if thase guys are sroiuus of ir their just msesign aruound.

dir sirs

i liek your insnramants their goood but i wansnt one withuout noknbs. er nobks. that turn. i dont wannt anny there stupid bacuause you cant trun tham altyeway aruond an so waht sthe bpoint? i hate thosse theo lways gotem on evrything.

an can ot be teh pnnan? but so i wnat waont tha s maek thehe honisn outo ufo pianaa! but woith the weeeeooooeoeoeeeooo liek that.

helo i am mamkking an inaquary! wishch is tha t im anqurign and thej valume ond hte knomb. an cna it be buel uan eyulow?

sincrasly

arligilndonton coplasly hyyhsnd

ps ! it wuoudl be sot tely cooul to be nammd klause!!11

upapdote!

snympfth pr0n! a-ru-pej-yo cloak in-ia!

in othar nieus!

"doomsday uneventful"