December 23, 2005
If you stop blogging, however, I'm sure I'll throw myself off of a bridge.
ok! im gona be outa twon til teh twenysevanth! please help cris trough tihs ruogh time.
whiale im goane ill leve u wiht teh turkys! thease arnt tofurkyes these are rel ones. u can tel cuase tehyr walkign. anm theire not spheracal.
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Anyway, why are they crossing the road?
I tried to convince a turkey once that the sky was falling in. He gobbled up that doomsaying hogwash and ran off to tell his friends.
The Turkish word for turkey is 'hindi', but the Hindi word for Hindi is not turkey.
Arlington, hope you had a Merry Christmas. Same for all the readers here. Has Chris heaved himself off a bridge yet or not?
rbo - but if u eat em u gain thare strangth an wisdom.
phil - thay crost teh rode cuase thare was some guy wavin a camera at em an stompan an yodalin. teh exra leg is a experamentel prosthesis my compny is wrokign on. didn work out too good.
jtp - actuly it was burlengten. an teh hindi wrod for turkey is 'urdu'. as evary scholboy knows.
vogeu - u got ur wish! which was mine to actuly. remebar! 'diplomacy is teh art of sayign "niiiice tofurkey!" whiale u look for a rock'.
dr m - tahnnk u! i hope ur cersmas was a s joful as mine.
seahn - er wel as a mater a fac teh croswlak is mined. thats why they got only one leg each. they lered there leson.