January 05, 2006

anatemy of a dorm slolo

amezon has movead form mearly tontign me wiht moronic sugestoins to outright persacution. tihs time its neil perts 'anetamy of a durm sola' dvd. yeah. taht neal preat. teh one teh maroons on usenet useta say 'hes gota phd in philasaphy!' like who gives a crap? ts eliat amost had a phdi in ihphlosophy. does taht make him amlost as good a drumar? wtf? infact it made him a a-hole. not taht he wuldna been anyhow.

lisen ta this crap:

Using a solo recorded in September, 2004 in Frankfurt, Germany as a framework, Neil talks about the concepts and technique behind each segment of this nine-minute tour de force...

or its gota specal dvd feature whare u can drive a nail inta ur forhead uinsted. they adad taht aftar discovarign they shoulda took the focus grups belts an shoelasces away. by minute 5 evary blesed one of em was swignin from the raftars.

Interview with ... Lorne Wheaton, Neil's drum tech Lorne Wheaton setting up and talking about Neil's drumkit...

jesas! ive setup a drum kit! its not taht hard!

Two explorations - completely improvised workouts at the drums, each over thirty-minutes long

thare are no words.

upddate!

some fun in teh customar reviews atl;east:

Being a Rush fan since 1976, I can say without hesitation I have never had any "red helmet" experiences or telepathically induced sonic warfare fed into my brain.

The intensity and overwhelming abilities of his exceptional playing is even bigger than his inhuman Drum Kit.

Most exigent fans will be pleased as well because of exceptional material here.

update!

hey dont get me worng! 'spirit of radio' was a graet sogng. cuople a othars to. they had there moments.

Comments:

Neil Peart couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag.
 
rush are quite good

and the drums are quite good

but not that good, y'know?
 
I have never before heard the word "exigent" applied to a person. And I've almost finished a PhD twice. BFD. It means you're not easily bored.
 
I used to know a session drummer who had an amusing way of vocalising his drum patterns: "Bush, twat, clitty clitty bush twat, vulva vulva vulva pisssss..."

He was a real hit with the ladies.
 
Killer Fact! Peart does not have a PhD in philosophy or anything else. Nor does he have a Masters or undergrad degree, or even a high school diploma. I believe he read a book by Ayn Rand once though, and never quite got over it. Some people are like that, but not the sort you'd like to hang out with.
 
First off, how many of you even play drums or know what a drumset is? If there was anyone who could say "I do" to that then you make me sick. Neil Pert is by far one of the most talented and amazing men on this planet. If your gonna talk shit about Pert then I'd love to see you back that up on a drum set, cuz frankly, you'd look like even more of an idiot than you already are. Oh and whoever wriote about Pert not having schooling and what not, well that fact just makes him even more amazing because he has written successfull books, have you? He is a drum God, are you? I didn't think so. So before you talk more shit, remember who your talking to.

-Fuck yourselves.
 
First off, how many of you even play drums or know what a drumset is? If there was anyone who could say "I do" to that then you make me sick. Neil Pert is by far one of the most talented and amazing men on this planet. If your gonna talk shit about Pert then I'd love to see you back that up on a drum set, cuz frankly, you'd look like even more of an idiot than you already are. Oh and whoever wriote about Pert not having schooling and what not, well that fact just makes him even more amazing because he has written successfull books, have you? He is a drum God, are you? I didn't think so. So before you talk more shit, remember who your talking to.

-Fuck yourselves.
 
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