March 15, 2006
juts saw a bumpar stickar that said 'waht wuold buddha do?'
uhh... not a whoale helofa lot?
Links to this post:
1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with such round shoulders.
2. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
3. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
4. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?
5. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
6. If there is no Self, whose arthritis is this?
7. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this, and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
8. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao is not Jewish.
9. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second, satisfaction. With the third sip, eat a Danish.
10. Be patient and achieve all things. Haggle and get them cheaper.
11. To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are 10,000 flowers. Each flower blossoms 10,000 times. Each blossom has 10,000 petals. You might want to see a specialist.
12. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
13. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then, what do you have? Bupkes!
Bystander, good one, am filching it to send to everyone I know!
iven - been to thialand lately?
byantnder - funy!
s.b. - some of em who sand an wait arnt sevring. their just lazy. i speak form extensive persnal experince.
phil - ba-doom chshshsh.
da - nah taht mediation crap is ovarsold. buda nevver wasted his time on that crap. he was busy wiht teh chicks whiale there husbans we're meditaing.
jtp - heh!
h.b. - damn strate. an fries too an a pepsi. cant rech nervana on a emty stomch.
f.e.. - tahtys how it is speled in sanskrit or urdu or whatevar. think i didn do my home wrotk?