March 17, 2006
who is this asshole?
this box came and there was this contextfree asshole on it. theres no caption explaining who he is. hes just a asshole on the box for no good reson. so i caled the vendor and siad 'this product is unaceptable. its got a asshole. a smug one'. an theyw erelike 'huh?' so i siad 'no seriously ive gtot teh purcaase order right here and we ordard the dvd writar alright but theres no mention of a ashsole'.
so they go like 'sir im goina hafta termanate this call. ive iformaed my suparviser that ur beign abusiave.' so im like 'my ass im beign fucking abusive. i ask a suimpal qeustsoin an ur like all hostal. what gives? is tihs how u treat custoamars? u think ur goina build a busness this way? firts u send us a asshoale we didn orde r an than not only wont u admit it hapand but ur actign like im teh unresoneble one.'
somwher during that spech she hugn up.
so i sent em teh unit back. wiht a dead rat in the box.
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I like it how the gradual shift from standard English to Arlingtonese is an accurate indication of your rising level of anger.
anonymo - writars are cnuts!
vagague - so ur with me on wny he neds a bop in teh snoot! excelent.
anomouns - hmm! not a bad idear.
desiarnaz - but in lostin tarnation mury was rely funy.
plogrune - hp has gotan to clevar. they must die.