I have discussed this matter with poor Arlington and we are quite agreed, that we must take a stand. A firm stand, not ambiguous at all, and quite clear. A stand on the matter of carbon.

We are against it.

Arlington would also like to say that beans, contain carbon, and they are very frightening.

Thank you.

udupiat!e

il telyou waht im not to damn fond a boron eithar an thast a fact!

-ha aHA ah

Labels: carbon, science

There will be no tail recursion in the afterlife.

This just in:

GENEVA (Reuters) - The world's leading center for research into the origins of matter on Wednesday took a giant step toward the launch of a 15-year experiment which scientists hope will unlock many secrets of the universe.

Those who support the alternate theory, that matter originated on a Thursday, can just fuck right off.

Labels: science

daved crasby once said that the only reson anybody starts playin music is to get chicks. thats also true of blogign but its not jsut that. theres usufructs to! not to mentoin righghts of turbary an estover. an ohter stuf i cant tell u about.

an im defanatley getin the chiks but i still havent seen usufruct one. nor no turf. whats with that im wonderan.

Dear readers, you may try this at home. It's easy, but take care to secure the children first! When you have completed the procedure, please share your results with Mr. Wannabe.

Labels: bog bodies, divination, Michelson-Morley, n-dimensional surface, optical illusion, Penrose rhomb, science, stochastic neutron diffusion catheter, thought experiment

damit somebody dieys an it taks me threee momfnths to thigikn of anythign tyo sdya aobut5 it.

upasdgte!

soma my reddars hasve gotan morton freidman who diyed conafused with teh econamist morgem freemand who wasin all teh movys. but hes difrant i thikn.

The Devil playing bagpipes,
yesterday.

nobobdydy!

via mususic thang.

etadpu!

specal bonnus bagpoi8lepe plaiging monky!

Real dialog from a real design meeting! This is where software comes from, boys and girls:

ME: OK, I don't give a shit, and I don't know if we even give a shit whether we give a shit or not. At this point.

S.: At this point, yes.

Labels: ass ass ass ass ass, forced upgrades suck, i hate forced upgrades, i hate new blogger, new blogger is ass, new blogger sucks

"women trys to kil exhusbsand with wspasp".

wtf! waht is this scountry comign to?! have we digresed so far? thats totly a ambiggous antacedant.

its welnknown that napapoileonic husars prefected a methad of opanign chambbpagne botals with a saber. but waht u may nto relize it that it was nevar patantted! fortunes we're made an the poor hussers nevr saw a damn dime.

u can make ur owwn joke abuot teh darign expoiloits of the frenchch miilitery in the comonts.

hatip project watanabe for getin me thingkging abuout teh husar issue. if ur curoius abuout wtf teh point is hes the guy to read.