February 28, 2007

Again, with the Science

I have discussed this matter with poor Arlington and we are quite agreed, that we must take a stand. A firm stand, not ambiguous at all, and quite clear. A stand on the matter of carbon.

We are against it.

Arlington would also like to say that beans, contain carbon, and they are very frightening.

Thank you.


il telyou waht im not to damn fond a boron eithar an thast a fact!

-ha aHA ah

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Technical Note

There will be no tail recursion in the afterlife.

Science News

This just in:

GENEVA (Reuters) - The world's leading center for research into the origins of matter on Wednesday took a giant step toward the launch of a 15-year experiment which scientists hope will unlock many secrets of the universe.

Those who support the alternate theory, that matter originated on a Thursday, can just fuck right off.


February 18, 2007

why bolg

daved crasby once said that the only reson anybody starts playin music is to get chicks. thats also true of blogign but its not jsut that. theres usufructs to! not to mentoin righghts of turbary an estover. an ohter stuf i cant tell u about.

an im defanatley getin the chiks but i still havent seen usufruct one. nor no turf. whats with that im wonderan.

February 16, 2007

A Thought Experiment

Dear readers, you may try this at home. It's easy, but take care to secure the children first! When you have completed the procedure, please share your results with Mr. Wannabe.

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February 15, 2007

Malt Does More than Milton Can

damit somebody dieys an it taks me threee momfnths to thigikn of anythign tyo sdya aobut5 it.


soma my reddars hasve gotan morton freidman who diyed conafused with teh econamist morgem freemand who wasin all teh movys. but hes difrant i thikn.

February 13, 2007

woh dosant loave bagpipsi!?!!1

The Devil playing bagpipes c. 1530 The Devil playing bagpipes,


via mususic thang.


specal bonnus bagpoi8lepe plaiging monky!

February 12, 2007

Nth-order apathy

Real dialog from a real design meeting! This is where software comes from, boys and girls:

ME: OK, I don't give a shit, and I don't know if we even give a shit whether we give a shit or not. At this point.

S.: At this point, yes.

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February 08, 2007

outro wihth waps

"women trys to kil exhusbsand with wspasp".

wtf! waht is this scountry comign to?! have we digresed so far? thats totly a ambiggous antacedant.

February 06, 2007

klier ftac!

its welnknown that napapoileonic husars prefected a methad of opanign chambbpagne botals with a saber. but waht u may nto relize it that it was nevar patantted! fortunes we're made an the poor hussers nevr saw a damn dime.

u can make ur owwn joke abuot teh darign expoiloits of the frenchch miilitery in the comonts.

hatip project watanabe for getin me thingkging abuout teh husar issue. if ur curoius abuout wtf teh point is hes the guy to read.

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