August 21, 2005
the wages of clowanery
our loyel reder sputtermutter has derawn uor atention to a confermd clowan atack in nevader:
Dennis Hinkamp had to have two plates implanted in his arm after the attack...
is no one safe?! teh clowan bopped im aan stoale his bike. an than fled to the pacifistic northwaste!
seems the cloewn was a mebmer of a shadowy orgenization caled 'anarchoclowans'. its nto clear what they're goals are but if there hagning out at brunign man in clowen suits its a safe bet their up to somthign stupid.
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Lots of scary things come from the Northwest: overly complicated beers, grunge music, and tons and tons of smoked salmon. It is a bad place.
# posted by 
: 8/21/2005 09:40:00 PM
: 8/21/2005 09:40:00 PM
spammerbuter - u mean teh Washington Snipers who won teh series in 1924?
vaueg - eurghhgh garung! horable! but actuly i hafta say im ok wiht the bear. an i looove smoaked samon. teh onyl thing betar then somoked salman is raw salmon.
vaueg - eurghhgh garung! horable! but actuly i hafta say im ok wiht the bear. an i looove smoaked samon. teh onyl thing betar then somoked salman is raw salmon.
The two plates implanted in his arm ... I wonder-were they spinning at the time?
# posted by : 8/23/2005 09:01:00 AM
: 8/23/2005 09:01:00 AM
dr e. - exssssellent!
geof - they we're. that parta the story was sapressed so as not to cuase panic.
lou - its ovar. teh auther died.
geof - they we're. that parta the story was sapressed so as not to cuase panic.
lou - its ovar. teh auther died.
Lou, HA pretends not to understand your question because he's ashamed to admit that he finished the last one, read O'Brian's two previous novels about Anson's circumnavigation, and then started the Aubrey series over again. Understandably, he has hidden this disgusting behavior from his friends and family, who only twigged when he tried to order lobscouse in a restaurant and called the waiter a "damned scrub". They're planning an intervention before he makes good on his threat to blow up the USS Constitution "to avenge the Java".
We are all very concerned.
We are all very concerned.
# posted by : 8/23/2005 08:07:00 PM
: 8/23/2005 08:07:00 PM
Did he get to the one where J.A and S.M. quit the Royal Navy and become clowns in a travelling circus?
'Cause that might be enough to set him off, you know.
'Cause that might be enough to set him off, you know.
# posted by : 8/24/2005 07:38:00 PM
: 8/24/2005 07:38:00 PM
lou - THEY DID WHAT?!
jef - mosly thare harmlas. its teh ones wiht teh spharecal red nosas u got a keep a eye on.
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jef - mosly thare harmlas. its teh ones wiht teh spharecal red nosas u got a keep a eye on.
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