September 07, 2005
One glorious day...
...in the springtime, many years ago, ever so far up Tinkly-Winkly Lane and behind Old Farmer Fumblwumble's very biggest lovely haystack could be seen a vast glabrous excresence, pullulating obscenely and blanketing the neighborhood in a repulsive stench.
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wha? whuh? huh? wharami? omgwtfbbq whared taht come form?!
shuldn he of speled 'naborhoud' wihth a 'u'?
shuldn he of speled 'naborhoud' wihth a 'u'?
That sounds remarkably like the opening paragraph of some of the "childrens" books we used to write, then sneak into the library for a laugh.
Unfortunately, we underestimated the damage we were doing to their fragile psyches, and many of the poor little tykes moved to New Jersey where they became Hippies.
Twenty years later, I have mixed emotions when I run over someone wearing tie dye.
But I steel myself and do it anyway. After all, I have an obligation to society.
Unfortunately, we underestimated the damage we were doing to their fragile psyches, and many of the poor little tykes moved to New Jersey where they became Hippies.
Twenty years later, I have mixed emotions when I run over someone wearing tie dye.
But I steel myself and do it anyway. After all, I have an obligation to society.
I was just reading "The Name of the Rose" again and ran across the word glabrous and decided that I needed to look it up but then forgot. Thanks for reminding me
To paraphrase Emo Phillips - the most difficult thing in anyone's life is having to kill a loved one because they're a hippy.
Last night I had something brilliant to say about this, but the comments function was misbehaving. Now that something is forever lost in the ether. I will go weep now.
agamemmmmen - no way is it teh most difacult! kilin a loved one whos a marine is way way hardar. trust me on taht.
vague - il take teh thouhgt for teh... uhhh. thought.
vague - il take teh thouhgt for teh... uhhh. thought.
"kilin a loved one whos a marine is way way hardar. trust me on taht."
You make a good point and I imagine that they are both equally satisfying, if for different reasons.
You make a good point and I imagine that they are both equally satisfying, if for different reasons.
Jeff: I thought it had the whiff of Clarke Ashton Smith about it.
(a favourite of my youth: I was a strange boy).
But anyway, what's the next bit HAcubed?
(a favourite of my youth: I was a strange boy).
But anyway, what's the next bit HAcubed?
amagomnon - right ur navy arnt u?
dr m - duno what coms next. it was just a exuse to say 'cuold be seen'. which i hate obsesively. its not just teh pasive vioce its smug an cuetsey too. eeueueurrrghgh. horable.
dr m - duno what coms next. it was just a exuse to say 'cuold be seen'. which i hate obsesively. its not just teh pasive vioce its smug an cuetsey too. eeueueurrrghgh. horable.
As a scientist of some renown in the field of natural philosophy what I am, I was hanging about here waiting for your next post when my curiosity took over and I clicked one of your sidebras. It was the baby bug bibelots one.
Needless to say, things just aint been the same
Maybe a warning would help, I don’t know, don’t fucking care anymore, truth be told.
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Needless to say, things just aint been the same
Maybe a warning would help, I don’t know, don’t fucking care anymore, truth be told.
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