January 12, 2006

dire deary

drear direy...

i etta ottachoake. its not my favert. asparegers are beter.

than i walked down teh hal at work wiht my eys crosed. tos ee what it wass like. an i figuare its best to be in peractice just in case.

truns out its nontrivial! so i bumped inta som peoplele an wacked myhead on teh wallbut roame wasn biult in a day wasit? nope. an u gota walk bafore u can drive.

Comments:

Artichokes only make your piss smell of piss, whereas asparagus makes it smell like an alien's piss. Much better.
 
Is choaking the otta one of those euphemism thingies?
 
gaiall - no no its a vegabatle! its nto derty! i sswwear!

h.b. - right!

jtp - i tihnk anchavies are a tuber arnt they? teh redar can insert his owan joke abuot glen renalds.
 
You never want to put anchovies in your euphemism though. You could choke.
 
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