wel ive been thignkign about shrunkan heds all day. as big bil broonzy use to say "i woke up teihs moringing wiht shurnkna heads on my mind".

teh dyaks in borneo useta smoke em. i mean in the sense like youd smoke a salmen not like you smoake a ciggerete. their whole aconemy was moare a less shrunkan-head-based. suonds like itd be inflationery but shrunen heads arent as durable as youd think so it wasn too bad. also they perodicly had epademics an shrunken heads we're no goud if the orignal ownar just got sick an died. so u miaght say cholera was sortsa the alan greenspan of borneo.

but so teh thing is its just rely fun too walk around sayin to urself 'shrunken heads... shurunkan haeads... heh heh... heh heh heh...' poeople wondar why ur smirkign. but ur like 'heh heh heh fuck em. they dont know abuot the heads.'

im telin ya man you wana get in this shrukan hed thing on teh ground floor. youl wont regret it.

upppdate!

erader seanh bruigns to uor atention teh shurunaken head emporiam of ecudoar! their havin a "Stock Head Blowout Sale!!" wiht two exlamatoin points!