March 22, 2006
spmam of teh week
Shipping is done through UPS preferred but I will also ship with USPS, Fedex or Airborne Express. Their is NO GUARANTEE on the reptile if shipped with anyone else besides UPS. I guarantee live arrival with 100% satisfaction as long as the shipping company arrives on schedule and someone is there to sign for the packag.
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Not like those giant tortoises. They're all like 120 years old, and sluts to boot. Stick some hooped earrings and a Burberry cap on one and you could hump it in a bus shelter on a Friday night without anyone turning a hair...
I did put it in a sock once, but I was younger then and sock-curious.