March 29, 2006
The Thing
Dear, dear readers, I have begun, designing the Thing!
It will be a lovely, lovely Thing, guided by radio. It will loom above you, and you will flee.
Labels: science
Comments:
I think I saw you testing it at Andrews Air Force Base, when I was in Vegas. You looked really tough in khaki. But I thought that thing was for freedom-hatin' heretics. I love me some freedom, myse'f.
Also: "Dear, dear readers"? Are you simply shivering with anticipation at the thought of the Entity, or do you really love us that much?
In either case, I hear going out more often is of great help in regaining a more sedate frame of mind.
In either case, I hear going out more often is of great help in regaining a more sedate frame of mind.
Helen -
My middle-class prejudices made me believe you were a nice lady. It was the MD that threw me. So I couldn't understand why you left such an insane comment on my blog.
Then I found that you share a blog with HA HA HA adn all bekme claer.
You are an MD in the same vein as Mengele or Crippen. Reading about the thing I am suddenly very afraid. Do you know where I live? Could you find that out from my Blogger profile? I may have to go into hiding for the sake of my children.
But it was very sweet of you to post a comment.
Stew
My middle-class prejudices made me believe you were a nice lady. It was the MD that threw me. So I couldn't understand why you left such an insane comment on my blog.
Then I found that you share a blog with HA HA HA adn all bekme claer.
You are an MD in the same vein as Mengele or Crippen. Reading about the thing I am suddenly very afraid. Do you know where I live? Could you find that out from my Blogger profile? I may have to go into hiding for the sake of my children.
But it was very sweet of you to post a comment.
Stew
Will it be smooth and round, and shaped like a smooth, round, shapely arse? I hope so.
# posted by 
: 3/30/2006 11:25:00 AM
: 3/30/2006 11:25:00 AM
Well, Lord knows I could probably use the exercise. I know it's early yet, but you might want to keep weight-loss and fitness in mind when you get around to marketing.
# posted by : 3/30/2006 11:07:00 PM
: 3/30/2006 11:07:00 PM
Then she should design the Object to inspire various degrees of dread. It may be dangerous for very fat people to run too fast, at the beginning. As in most other endeavours, one has to start slowly, with a leisurely jog. Start with a prototype that's just slightly alarming, Docky. Then work your way up to one that will inspire true mass terror.
I'm confused; who is this Helen person from the Tory Party? Was that on purpose or some bleedover from the HA^3 aspect? This whole Helen thing is very confusing for me. She should just show us her Thing and be done with it, or put it away.
# posted by : 3/31/2006 12:59:00 PM
: 3/31/2006 12:59:00 PM
Looks like we have two doctors hell-bent on world domination. Can't wait to see an encounter of their respective Contraptions result in a burst of sheer radiation and mutual annihilation. This should be fun to watch. Pass the popcorn, please.
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