April 13, 2006
buncha birts are wroked up abouut teh unger genration tlakin like idjits. cant ramembar how i got theire.
anyhow i lefta comant ona artacle but teh bums didn print it. intimedadet i guess.
The English have always spoken a bizarre, incomprehensible jargon. If they can't even understand each other any more, they have no one but themselves to blame. Perhaps now they will learn their lesson and talk good honest American like sensible people.
A. C. Hynes
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Anyway, not being able to understand them was pretty much my only consolation. If I knew what they were saying, I'd probably end up throttling them for the common good. And they'd call me the criminal...
aga - true bujtj tahts cuase the only wrod aany of em wil use is gona be 'dawwwg'. so yeah itll be like brit #1 knows brit #2 is gruntign at im an it means 'pay atention to me'. so brit #2 grumts bakc wihc means 'nooo noooooo you pay atentoitin to me instead'. perfact undarstanign. zero information conveyed.
form teh way al ajectives are blurign into undiferantiated synonyms for 'good' an 'ungood' it sems clear to me thats whe're teh englsh langauge is hedad. maroons jumpign up an down scratchign their armpits an hooting at each other like imbeciles.
As I understand it, even Lincoln himself wanted to hoot the Gettysburg address before he was persuaded otherwise by a small team of advisors.
So it's buggered then, if you will pardon my lapse into the demotic.
"...offenders shall be dwelt with"
So, kids - don't be naughty. Otherwise you'll find a bunch of teachers turning up to live with you...